Parody of: Still Alive by Jonathan Coulton, and the postponed 3G contract auction in Sarakandh. Music is before the rule. Sorry for half-the-effort design and lyrics, it was rapidly made to the situation :D
This doesn’t mean it’s over and we won’t get 3G though, it’s another obstacle we must bear through. Now, let us enjoy the parody and leave the mortal world into world of bong song for a while ><”
This was in ****land…
I’m making a note here:
HUGE FAIL URE
It’s hard to overstate all their corruption.
3G in ****land
They take what they want because they can.
“For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead.”
But there’s no sense crying over every one G
You just keep on trying till you get it for FREE
And the 3G is done
And you are then made fun
Cause they know that 3G is a lie…
I’m not in a despair
I’m being so *sincere* right now.
Even thought you broke our hearts and sued ‘em
… our hope into lawsuit …
… and just threw them all into a fire …
As they burned it hurt because…
We are so angry for you!
Now these points of lawsuit make a beautiful lie
And we’re out of beta
They couldn’t lease it on time
So I’m FAILed I got FAILed.
Think of all the things in hell
… for the damn 3G that’s still a lie…
Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to play FarmVille
May you’ll find something else to help you?
Maybe Telegraph? That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance.
Anyway 3G is great,
It’s so much much better!
Look at you suing when there’s 3G to do
That makes me so glad cause I’m a cat and not you
There are simulations to run
There are labsheets to be done
For the students who are still alive…
And believe me that 3G is a lie…
They’re corrupting and they are still a lie…
3G so GREAT and it is still a lie…
While we’re dying 3G is still a lie…
But when you’re DEAD 3G is still a LIE…
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