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Skyrim Story II: Escalation

Posted on August 13th, 2012 in games, in English, nonsense, personal | No Comments »

After mastering my “home turf” at Woodland Home in the previous post, I took my Nord “multi-role” for another spin. This time we met a bunch of civil war combatants (Imperials vs Stormcloaks) fighting each other near Redoran’s Retreat. Since my doctrine is to “unify Skyrim my own way, one troop at a time”, I went ahead and Fireballed both sides, prompting them to go after me.

A minute into the fight I realized there were too many Stormcloaks than I could handle. I decided to run away to the nearby bandit-owned Silent Moons Camp. While the name says it’s a camp, it’s a stairtop forge facility with moderate bandit garrison. Hoping for Stormcloaks and the bandits to slaughter each other. I knew the Stormcloaks would win, but this will give me some breathing room.

My break ended when I heard a dragon’s cry. My duties as the Dragonborn forced me to come out and slay the dragon, whatever means necessary. The situation escalated quickly when two mammoths entered the battle area. I did what I have to do: kill them all. Lacking proper rage spells, I shot more fireballs at the mammoths, prompting them to fight. After a lot of running and slashing, the dragon landed and relieved many Stormcloaks of their heads before succumbing to combined forces of swords, spells, and stampede. The dragon died, and I killed all the weakened loose ends.

Result of battle:

  • Imperial units routed
  • Stormcloak rebels suffered too much loss due to dragon attack and had to leave
  • One dragon and two mammoths slain
  • Silent Moons bandit camp nearby suffered heavy collateral damage, no survivors
  • Someone just got a hell a lot richer

Now I try embedding an album from imgur, too.

[misc] I was wondering if …

Posted on July 5th, 2012 in nonsense | No Comments »

… this is the origins of the GaMERCaT?

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The GaMERCaT

[Fixed from 9GAG] The Makefile Red Button

Posted on May 7th, 2012 in computer, in English, linux, nonsense, personal | No Comments »

Today I came across 9gag::4101731 so I decided to ‘fix’ it.

The Makefile Red Button

อะไรก็ไม่รู้

Posted on September 22nd, 2011 in in Thai, nonsense, poem, rant | No Comments »

เบื่อหน่าย ชีวิต ในกรอบ
วิ่งรอบ วิ่งวน สงสัย
ตัวข้า เกิดมา เพื่อใคร
มีไหม ใครตอบ ฉันที

คงด้วย มาแต่ กิเลส
เป็นเหตุ ให้เกิด ดังนี้
ไม่รู้ เหตุผล ดีดี
ว่านี่ เราทำ อะไร

นั่งเขียน อะไร ไม่รู้
นั่งดู อะไร อยู่ไหม
สุดท้าย ก็ไม่ เข้าใจ
ช่างมัน ประไร ช่างมัน

เพราะที่ จริงแล้ว เรานั้น
มีทิศ ทางไม่ เหหัน
แม้ว่าย วนหา พัลวัน
สุดท้าย เรานั้น สูญไปฯ

[Hell Lyrics] Withdrawal is Coming to Town!

Posted on December 24th, 2010 in in English, music, nonsense, rant, Uncategorized | No Comments »

Merry Christmas. I don’t have time to make a card or anything (actually my drawing skill is very lame) so here’s a Hell Lyrics version of … well … I don’t know what it is, but it’s coming to town!

Oh you better watch out,
And read it twice!
Better drop now,
I’m telling you why:

Withdrawal is coming to town!

They’re making their lists
They’re checking it twice
Gotta find out who’s going to die

Withdrawal is coming to town!

She sees you when you’re sleeping,
She knows when you DotA…
He knows when you play Tetris so,
Pay attention when he’s teaching!

O! You better watch out!
You better not lie,
Better drop out,
Or else you will die!

LETTER “F” IS COMING TO TOWN!

Copying your assignments,
he knows when you do so!
He knows if you’ve been skipping class,
might as well drop it now, ho!

O! You better drop now!
You better not lie!
Really, drop now
before YOU RETIRE

LETTER “F” IS COMING TO TOWN!

Have a good Christmas’ Eve, and Christmas, for folks in the Eastern world.

This entry is dedicated to: Midterm Exams

DISCLAIMER: I am not responsible nor claim even slightest authorship to that video. Attribution is preserved through embedding.

That Day กับเขามั่ง

Posted on July 2nd, 2010 in nonsense | No Comments »

A: วันก่อนครับ

B: อะไรครับ

A: ผมโดนตำรวจจับครับ

B: ไปทำอีท่าไหนล่ะ

A: ผมแต่งคอสเพลย์ครับ

B: ห๊ะ! คอสเพลย์ จับข้อหาอะไรวะ!

A: ผมคอสเป็น เสธ. ไก่อู ครับ

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