LunaticNeko

Trust me, I’m an engineer!
(Author: Vilkaz Zebigwan)

I’m Igor Pachmelking Zakuskov
and I’m an engineer!
Just let me take my breakfast first
cornflakes, vodka and beer!

And then I’ll show you all of mine
constructions ewerywhere. [sic]
I can explain the world for you
all that I need is chair.

I built many buildings,
well some of them have failed.
I had to leave my country,
so through the sea I sailed!

Trust me, I’m an engineer!
I think we’ll put this thing right here.
Trust me, I’m an engineer!
What the fuck did just happened [sic] here?
Trust me, I’m an engineer!
With epic skill and epic gear!
Trust me, I’m an engineer!
Oh shit I think I’m outta here!

I built alot [sic] of bridges,
some of them even dance.
My buildings are very secure!
Intruders have no chance!

You want to drive a broken car,
I can help you in this!
No wheel, no tire! No problem!
Those parts I never miss!

I drive my tractor like a boss,
see what jump I just did?!
You say this is impossible? ["impossibru"]
Just like I give a shit!

Trust me, I’m an engineer!
I think we’ll put this thing right here.
Trust me, I’m an engineer!
What the fuck did just happened here?
Trust me, I’m an engineer!
With epic skill and epic gear!
Trust me, I’m an engineer!
Oh shit I think I’m outta here!

I am, an engineer
and I having good time now.
Physical calculate?
What does it mean I don’t know.

You know, learning by doing?
Well, I do and you learn.
Let me make my work here first
and then there is your turn.
I feel really well
I get paid more then [sic] you
cuz I am an engineer
and who are you? REPAIR CREEEEEEEEW!

My good diploma give me jobs
although I didn’t study,
I simply got this from a friend,
as a Birthday gift, from buddy!

Since then I travel everywhere,
and sometimes build a Road.
You say it’s bad? But I’m a pro!
I piss in expert mode!

My bicycle is wearing shoes,
showel bazooka is in use,
oven in my car melting ore,
I have an airbag in tractor!

I once tried to catch the sun
and dirty brick to wash.
Now I say: My work here is done
was hard day, oh my gosh.

Trust me, I’m an engineer!
I think we’ll put this thing right here.
Trust me, I’m an engineer!
What the fuck did just happened here?
Trust me, I’m an engineer!
With epic skill and epic gear!
Trust me, I’m an engineer!
Oh shit I think I’m outta here!

(^ verse again)

(^ and again)

(Outro)

EDIT: Name fixed to reflect author’s spelling

NOTE: Sequel:

Merry Christmas. I don’t have time to make a card or anything (actually my drawing skill is very lame) so here’s a Hell Lyrics version of … well … I don’t know what it is, but it’s coming to town!

Oh you better watch out,
And read it twice!
Better drop now,
I’m telling you why:

Withdrawal is coming to town!

They’re making their lists
They’re checking it twice
Gotta find out who’s going to die

Withdrawal is coming to town!

She sees you when you’re sleeping,
She knows when you DotA…
He knows when you play Tetris so,
Pay attention when he’s teaching!

O! You better watch out!
You better not lie,
Better drop out,
Or else you will die!

LETTER “F” IS COMING TO TOWN!

Copying your assignments,
he knows when you do so!
He knows if you’ve been skipping class,
might as well drop it now, ho!

O! You better drop now!
You better not lie!
Really, drop now
before YOU RETIRE

LETTER “F” IS COMING TO TOWN!

Have a good Christmas’ Eve, and Christmas, for folks in the Eastern world.

This entry is dedicated to: Midterm Exams

DISCLAIMER: I am not responsible nor claim even slightest authorship to that video. Attribution is preserved through embedding.

ขอไม่พล่ามมากนะครับ ตอนนี้อยู่ในอารมณ์เพ้อ เลยจะเอาเพลงเพ้อๆ มาให้ฟังครับ เพลงนี้คือ メルト (= “meruto” = Melt) ฝีมือท่าน ryo ร้องโดย Miku อีกแล้วจ้า

ถ้า ver. Miku นั้นหาไม่ยาก วันนี้ผมยกอันที่หายากขึ้นมาอีกนิดนึงมาให้ครับ นั่นคือ ver. halyosy with ガゼル (อ่านว่า gazeru) โดยสองคนนี้จะร้องเสียงผู้ชายและเสียงผู้หญิงตามลำดับครับ สำหรับสองเพศนี้จะมีเนื้อเพลงต่างกันนิดนึงนะครับ เพราะการเล่าเรื่องเป็นคนละมุมมองกัน (แต่อยู่ในเหตุการณ์เดียวกัน คือมิกุไปเดทกับใครบางคน) และสำนวนของผู้ชายกับผู้หญิงในภาษาญี่ปุ่นจะไม่เหมือนกันครับ

เอาละ ได้เวลา メルト กันแล้วละเธอว์!!! >////<

【halyosy with ガゼル】メルト デュエット？ver 【歌詞付き】

Melt

• Composer: ryo
• Original Singer: Hatsune Miku

สัญลักษณ์อธิบายเนื้อเพลง:

• สีดำปกติ = เนื้อเพลงปกติ
• สีน้ำเงินเยื้องเข้า = เพื้อเพลงฉบับผู้ชาย
• สีน้ำตาลปกติ = romaji (เนื้อเพลงปกติ)